Issue No. 01 · DubaiThe size issueAED 0.00 (free, like most good ideas)

We want to be the medium
for your
largeness.

A Dubai agency for brand activations, live events, entertainment marketing and the occasional skyscraper. You bring the brand. We find the biggest stage it fits on, then ask if there's a bigger one.

The MediumLarge Times

All the news that's fit to inflate · Dubai edition
Marketing

Area Brand Spends Entire Budget On Banner Nobody Reads

"It was very well placed," says marketing manager, gesturing at a wall behind the escalator. Banner has since been seen by 3 people and one cleaner, who liked the font.

Local

Agency Named MediumLarge Still Unable To Explain Name At Parties

"It's about scale," founder says for the ninth time this evening, as the guest edges toward the buffet.

Business

Agency Asked To "Make It Go Viral" Nods Confidently, Googles "How" In Bathroom

Sources confirm the answer was "make something people actually want to film." Agency pretends it knew.

Science

Study: 9 Out Of 10 People Don't Remember Your Leaflet. Tenth Is Your Mum.

Researchers confirm she kept it. It's on the fridge.

Office life

Agency Promises "Out Of The Box" Thinking, Spends Three Hours Choosing The Box

Team settles on a medium box. Founder asks if it comes in large.

Downtown

Man Films Burj Khalifa Projection For Four Minutes, Shares It With 212 Contacts

Man's aunt in Kerala now "very well informed" about the launch. Agency responsible takes full credit, again.

Corporate

Agency Writes 40-Page Strategy Deck; Best Idea Found On Slide 38

Slide 38 reads "Burj?" in a font no one approved. Team agrees it is the one.

Opinion

"We Could Have Just Sent An Email," Admits Agency, Building A Stage Anyway

Stage is reportedly very good. Nobody misses the email.

By the numbers

Facts we're weirdly proud of.

828mHeight of the tallest screen we've booked. The Burj Khalifa. Yes, that one.
7Bollywood film campaigns run across the UAE, before we got into buildings
0Leaflets we're proud of
1Founder who refuses to say the word "small"

Tired

  • A banner at the mall entrance
  • A press release nobody opens
  • "Let's boost the post"
  • A launch with a ribbon and a big pair of scissors

Wired

  • Your name on the world's tallest building
  • A crowd filming it on 4,000 phones
  • A beach full of people on your spin bikes
  • A premiere the stars actually turn up to

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